mylifebydisney:

SOBER I’M LIKE:

DRUNK I’M LIKE:

earn-your-ellie-badge:

God bless this shirt

are you really that stupid that you can’t see that these guys are using you? all they think about you is a piece of ass. please grow up and realize this. stop being so disrespectful.

m0neyyy:

this this this

sodamnrelatable:

2005:

Present:

vardaesque:

vardaesque:

MOM BROUGHT FIVE GUYS HOME IM SO EXCITED OH MY GOD

clarification: five guys is a restaurant chain that specializes in gourmet burgers and fries i’m not having an orgy

superrgay:

SO FUCKING RELEVENT RIGHT NOW IT ACTUALLY IS ME

misterdirrty:

aretherepeoplewhodisliketurtles:

mandie-in-wonderland:

aretherepeoplewhodisliketurtles:

twigwise:

loriarty:

mandie-in-wonderland:

Now see here all you lucky bitches growing up bragging about yo’ nickelodeon and disney channel and cartoon network and whateva cable crap
well some of us didn’t have cable
we had antennas
we had ANTENNAS
I am here to pay homage to the ANTENNAS and to the parents who had to tweak them all the goshfrakkin time just so we didn’t have a crinkly crappy picture on our PBS KIDS

So Here are some things in memory of PBS Kids….

Mr. Rogers Neighborhood

Clifford The Big Red Dog

Caillou


Arthur

Between The Lions

Dragon Tales

Zoboomafoo

Redwall

Teletubbies

…..and let us not forget the very few commercials, which mostly consisted of…

“Juicy Juice….100% Juice! For 100% Kids!”

Chuck-E-Cheese…Where a Kid Can Be a Kid!!

And never forget after every show….

so do not forget everyone

this is MY childhood
some of us had antennas, not cables.
thank you :)

I think you are forgetting someone very very important!

FUCKERS YOU FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE

Z O O M BITCHES

EXCUSE ALL OF YOU ASSHATS

THIS IS MOST IMPORTANT

I MEAN SERIOUSLY YOU REMEMBERED TO PUT FUCKING CALLIOU IN THERE

BUT NOT SESAME STREET

SHAME

Yes you are completally correct; totally correct
I apologize for leaving that out

I shall also add one more very important thing;

Elmo’s World

so I beg for forgiveness 
I beg for forgiveness

Here Is Also The Big Comfy Couch

And Kratt’s Creatures, an offshoot of Zoboomafoo

The Reading Rainbow…With Levar Burton!!

And Cyberchase….does anyone remember that one??

And That Weird One….Jay Jay the Jet Plane

Don’t forget Thomas the Tank Engine

and Barney too

PBS Kids has more shows than I thought they did

This was me. All of this. Oh and let’s not forget Liberty’s Kids. Guess where I learned the history of my country?